You might be from a small town if...
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You used to drag "main."
5. You got a speeding ticket and your parents knew within an hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.
7. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.
8. School gets canceled for a sports team going to State (or provincials).
9. You could never sneak into a dance (when you were too young) because everyone knew how old you were.
10. You ever road in a tractor all night to give a friend company.
11. You never missed a Homecoming parade.
12. You still go home for Homecoming.
13. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
14. You had a senior skip day.
15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
16. You can't help but date a friend's ex. (or your sister's ex!!!)
17. Your car is always filthy from the dirt backroads.
18. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.
19. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
20. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
21. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
22. The people in the big citydress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later. 23. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
24. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be at Main Street or the local resturants.
25. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart
26. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
27. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
28. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
29. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
30. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.
31.You hear something outside and automatically assume it is a racoon in the trash, not an axe murderer or robber or anyone.
32.You can charge at all the local stores or write cheques without any i.d.
33. It is normal to see an old man picking bottles in the ditch (or driving a lawn mower around town) .......and you know his name.
34. Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.
35. You don't give directions by street names, but by references (turn by the Clarke's house, go 2 blocks past the Hounsell's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
36. You went to parties in a field, a bush, a gravel pit, or in the middle of a dirt road (and the party couldn't start until someone with a big stereo in their truck showed up).
37. You don't ever lock your car, or your house.
38. You have ever been in a sweat-hut.
39. You have ever played night games where you start on one side of town and end up on the other side of town. (or in someone's field)
40. Wedding receptions are all held at the local church.
41. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true.