Will this ever end......?

As we sit down to read scriptures every night:

Dylan: "I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Cassie: "No, I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Dylan: "No, I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Cassie: "No, I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Repeat above section about 10 times.




As we kneel to pray before we go to bed:

Dylan: "I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Cassie: "No, I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Dylan: "No, I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Cassie: "No, I want to sit by mommy and daddy."

Repeat above section about 10 times.




As we sit at the table to say the blessing:

Cassie: "It's my turn to say prayers."

Dylan: "No, it's my turn to say prayer."

Cassie: "NO, IT'S MYYYYYYY TURN."

Dylan: "NOOOO, IT'S MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TURN."

Repeat above section about 10 times.




When we are driving down the road in the van:

(substitute the word 'tree' for any of the following: house, church, train, field, park, grass, airplane, dog, etc.)

Cassie: "That's my tree."

Dylan: "No, that's my tree."

Cassie: "NO, THAT'S MYYYYYY TREEE."

Dylan: "NO, THAT'S MYYYYYYYYY TREEEEEEEEE."

Repeat above section about 10 times.




I really could go on and on and on and on, but I won't. I think you get my point.

But seriously, kids. This has got to end.